Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Mary Ann Caught with Pot

Oh man... my crush from when I was a boy is in the joint for doing the joint. Seems the innocent girl from Kansas was smoking the giggle weed. Mary Ann was tokin the Mary Jane. She was having a Tea Party and serving more than coconut creme pies.

Personally I would have assumed Gilligan would be more the one on the Hemp train especially since he was Maynard G. Krebs before his was the Skipper's little buddy.
Maybe she was making grass brownies for him and Bingo, Bango, Bongo & Irving of the Mosquitoes when they showed up.

The bigger question though from the AP article is who knew Mary Ann was 6' 5"? That would make Ginger - who was taller - an Amazon.
Oh wait a minutes it says 'centimeters' so that's 5'5"... whew! I guess the Idaho cops use the metric system. 6'5" would have blown my childhood crush more than the Ganja.


The Baileys said...

I'm really guessing that she's 65" not 6'5", which would make her 5'5"...however, still taller than me!

Andy McCullough said...

Duh of course... 5 x 12 is 60. Maybe peopel think I am smokin something